2nd☆Star: EAT ALL THE THINGS [Turkeyfield]

[tosurpassgod]

Action - 5723 Cunningham Lane - Morning

[Black☆Star is doing his usual one-handed push-ups in front of the TV when he hears the mysterious voice proclaiming today is the day of complimentary turkey. He's understandably skeptical about the entire situation, but he goes to the front porch and sure enough, there's a perfectly delicious-looking turkey just sitting there, begging to be eaten. In the spirit of 'why the hell not?' he brings it inside, setting it on the kitchen table]

TSUBAKI! WE NEED SIDES! LOTS OF 'EM!

Phone - Completely Unfiltered - Immediately After Above

HEY!

Thanks for the free turkey! I'll be sure to eat it all!

Action - 5723 Cunningham Lane - Early Evening - For the Soul Eater cast (and anyone close to Tsubaki that she'd invite)

[Food has been prepared (with plenty to choose from aside from the suspicious turkey), the table is set, and it's time for a glorious meal among friends. What could possibly go wrong?]

Action - The Park - Night

[Having eaten more than his share of food, it's time to work it off! So Black☆Star is doing laps around the park. Want to be his running buddy?]

[OOC NOTE: However you guys want to handle the meal is fine. We can have individual threads, just maybe put in your subject line who you want the thread to be for? Something like that]

Comments

[causticat.livejournal.com]

I would have labelled it stupidity. Why are you running aimlessly?

[tosurpassgod]

[Oh, a talking cat? And here he thought Soul owned the only talking cat]

It's called training! You've never run laps before?

[causticat.livejournal.com]

It looks a waste of time.

[Life in the Old Kingdom was enough to keep someone fit, adding to that unnecessarily only increased the chances of exhaustion should a real battle occur.]

[tosurpassgod]

Well there aren't any kishin souls here for me to claim, so I have to do something to stay in shape.

[He's progressive like that. A man born ahead of his time]

[causticat.livejournal.com]

Kinshin souls?

[That's the only thing of importance he had noted.]

[tosurpassgod]

Kishin souls.

[Geez cat, don't you know anything?]

The souls of corrupted humans.

[causticat.livejournal.com]

All humans are corrupt in part.

[tosurpassgod]

Well that's a pretty high and mighty attitude for a cat to take. Just because people aren't perfect doesn't make them corrupted.

[causticat.livejournal.com]

It would only be an arrogance if I believed myself perfect in comparison.

[tosurpassgod]

Well, Kishin souls are a different kind of corruption. The kind where someone is eating the souls of other regular humans.

[causticat.livejournal.com]

[Ah. More like the Dead then.]

There are none here?

[tosurpassgod]

If there are, they're doing a good job of blending in. [He pouts slightly] My sixth sense sucks, so I have a hard time picking them out of a crowd.

[causticat.livejournal.com]

They sound similar to Dead Hands, mindless and irredeemable.

[tosurpassgod]

They're not all mindless. Guys like serial killers that go Kishin usually are, but the mob bosses and other ones like that are smarter.

Not that it matters. Their souls all get reaped in the end. So what's a Dead Hand?

[causticat.livejournal.com]

A corpse that has been raised as a mindless servant, usually by Free Magic.

[tosurpassgod]

Magic, huh? You mean like a witch's magic?

[causticat.livejournal.com]

No.

[And that's all he's giving, because he's a dick like that.]

[tosurpassgod]

Oh! So more like the other magic talking cat. Okay!

[You are now Blair 2.0]

[causticat.livejournal.com]

Other..?

[tosurpassgod]

Yeah! My friend Soul has a magic talking cat back home. [blink] What, you thought you were the only one?

[causticat.livejournal.com]

Is that so?

I'm not a cat, however.

[tosurpassgod]

Do you transform into a hot chick too?

[causticat.livejournal.com]

...No.

[tosurpassgod]

Yeah, I figured as much. You sound more like a guy-cat.

[causticat.livejournal.com]

I am masculine for now.

[tosurpassgod]

For now?

...

You're getting an operation?

[causticat.livejournal.com]

I am many things, though less now.

[tosurpassgod]

Well then forget the what. How about a name?

I'm the great Black☆Star!

[causticat.livejournal.com]

You may call me Mogget.

[tosurpassgod]

Alright, Mogget! You'll let me know if you find any Kishin souls, right?

[causticat.livejournal.com]

What's in it for me?

[tosurpassgod]

There's something you want?

[causticat.livejournal.com]

Information does not come for free.

[tosurpassgod]

So what is it you want?

[causticat.livejournal.com]

Fish will do, for starters.

[tosurpassgod]

Deal! You find me a soul to collect, and I'll get you all the fish you want.

[causticat.livejournal.com]

And where do I find you?

[tosurpassgod]

A big star like me won't be hard to find! But you can always start at the house I live in, I guess. 5723 Cunningham Lane.

[causticat.livejournal.com]

Then I shall get to work.

[And he starts to pad away.]